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romance books with no sex scenes, that are actually good
If you have ever searched "clean romance books", you already know the search term does not work. It implies every other romance is dirty, and nobody inside those communities uses that word about themselves, so the term finds you nothing.
Search harder and you land somewhere worse: a community that dislikes anything sexual on the page at all, and often the people in it. I have been there. That is not what you asked for either.
So here is a different frame, and then the books. Sex is one place a novel can put intimacy. It is not the intimacy. There are books where it lives in a letter, in a chess game, in an anonymous email, in two people who physically cannot be in the same room, and those books are not a compromise version of the real thing.
I am asexual, I read a huge amount of romance, and I am writing one. This is seven years of looking.
"no sex scenes" is four different requests
This is the part worth keeping, and it is mine rather than anybody's research. When people say they want romance without the scene they mean one of four things, and the four want completely different books. Find yours first and the list below sorts itself.
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oneyou want the tension, not the scene
the are-they-going-to, the room that has something in it, the two people who feel it and are not saying it. you want all of that. you just do not want the page where it resolves into choreography.
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twoyou want the intimacy somewhere else entirely
in letters. in a comment thread. in an anonymous email. these books put the closest thing that happens between two people into language, so the most intimate scene in the book is something one of them wrote down.
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threeyou want the love without the romance
the central relationship is enormous and it is not a romance, and the book knows that and does not treat it as a lesser outcome or a setup for one.
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fouryou want a character like you
somebody asexual, or somebody who does not want the sexual part and is working out what that means about them. not as a side character and not as a question the plot answers for them.
you want the tension, not the scene
Check & Mate Ali Hazelwood
competitive chess, a rivalry, and a slow burn that is more intense than her adult books.
if the Queen’s Gambit did something to you, or chess just interests you without you having played it, this is the one. i read it and did not get over it.
the lensrivalry as intimacy
her first young adult novel, and the reason it belongs here is the constraint rather than the category. the restraint makes it harder to put down than the adult books do, which is the whole argument of this page arriving by accident in the work of somebody who usually writes the other thing.
Six of Crows & Crooked Kingdom Leigh Bardugo
six teenage criminals, four separate romances, and two of them cannot touch each other at all.
it is young adult so there is essentially nothing on the page, and bardugo does not need it. she hooks you into believing each of those four is the best thing that could happen to those people using nothing but how they talk to each other.
the lensfour romances, zero scenes
the pair who physically cannot touch are the proof of the pillar: the obstacle is not shyness or timing, it is a rule of the world, and the book gets more out of that than most romances get out of the alternative. fantasy, crime, and smart enough that the plot would carry it without the romances at all.
The Quantum Weirdness of the Almost-Kiss Amy Noelle Parks
the title tells you the entire product, and the almost is the point.
if the part you like is the almost, this is built out of nothing else. and the friends-to-lovers is written with more emotional intelligence than the trope usually gets.
the lensfriends to lovers, done properly
written by a mathematics education professor, which is why the physics is not decoration. it is one of the rare books where two clever people being clever at each other reads as attraction rather than as a transcript.
you want the intimacy somewhere else entirely
Words in Deep Blue Cath Crowley
a second-hand bookshop with a letter library, where strangers underline words and leave letters inside the books for each other.
rachel left a letter in henry’s favourite book before she moved away. she is back now, her brother has drowned, and she cannot feel anything. one of my favourite books i have ever read and i almost never see anybody mention it.
the lensletters left in books
it won the 2017 Griffith University Young Adult Book Award at the Queensland Literary Awards, which is the kind of thing that happens to a book and then nobody outside australia hears about it. the letter library is the best single device on this whole list: the intimacy is physically deposited in an object and left for a stranger.
content note: a sibling’s death, and grief throughout.
Letters to the Lost Brigid Kemmerer
juliet leaves letters to her dead mother at the grave. declan is doing community service in the cemetery, reads one, and writes back on the back of it.
neither of them knows who the other one is, and they also know each other at school and cannot stand each other there. so they are building a second relationship in writing while the first one is going badly in person.
the lensanonymous correspondence
kemmerer is one of the two authors whose dialogue i measure my own against, and this is why: the letters and the corridor are written by the same person in two completely different registers, and you believe both of them are the same two people.
content note: a parent’s death, grief, and a car accident.
Tell Me Three Things Julie Buxbaum
a new school, a city she does not know, and an anonymous email from a student offering to show her around.
nearly all of it is texts and emails, and i like it when an author plays with how a connection gets built rather than only what it is built out of. simple to read and i had a very good time.
the lensalmost the whole book is messages
her mother has died and her father has remarried and moved her across the country, which is the part that makes the anonymity do work: she is unknown to everybody there anyway, so being known by one anonymous person is not a smaller thing than being known in the corridor. it is a bigger one.
content note: a parent’s death, and a new stepfamily.
Eliza and Her Monsters Francesca Zappia
eliza draws the most popular webcomic on the internet anonymously. wallace writes the most famous fanfiction of it. they meet without knowing.
it is about art and making things and what being a fan of something actually is, and the whole book is nerdy in a way i loved completely.
the lenstwo anonymous creators
the thing it gets right that almost nothing else does is that the anonymity is not a misunderstanding to be resolved in act three. it is the condition that let both of them make the work at all, and the book takes seriously what it costs to lose it.
content note: anxiety, and a suicide attempt.
you want the love without the romance
Radio Silence Alice Oseman
frances is obsessed with an anonymous podcast and then meets the person making it, and the central relationship of the book is their friendship, on purpose and completely.
it is a platonic love story, and it also has the best demisexual character i have ever read, in a book that is mostly not about that at all.
the lensa friendship, deliberately
the reason it works as an argument rather than only as a novel is that the friendship is never nearly a romance. there is no moment where the book gestures at the other thing so you know it chose. it simply does not occur to it, which is the whole ask.
We Are Okay Nina LaCour
a girl alone in an empty university dorm over the winter break, with her grief.
there is a romance in it and it is not the main thing. the main thing is the grief and what she does with it. very short, and it took my heart away.
the lensgrief, with a romance inside it
it is about being unreachable and then being reached anyway, which is a different mechanism from being pursued, and there is almost no other book on this list doing that one. the romance is between two girls and the book is quiet about it in the way it is quiet about everything.
content note: a grandparent’s death, grief throughout, and a suicide.
Tomorrow, and Tomorrow, and Tomorrow Gabrielle Zevin
two people build video games together for thirty years and never once get together, and it is not a tragedy.
this is not a romance and it is the greatest love story i have ever read. there is a word for what they have and i think it is alterous attraction: past friendship, not romance, somewhere that our vocabulary does not go.
the lenscreative partners, life partners
it is the clearest case anywhere in recent fiction for the thing this whole channel is about, which is that the relationship that carries a life does not have to be the romantic one, and that a book can say so for 400 pages without ever framing it as a near miss. the ending is the part that undoes people.
you want a character like you
Loveless Alice Oseman
georgia goes to university determined to find the romance everybody talks about, and works out across the book that she is aromantic and asexual.
this is the book i wish i had at fifteen. not for the label, for the part where it turns out to be a common experience that other people are also having.
the lensworking it out on the page
the reason it belongs in pillar four rather than pillar three is that nobody hands georgia the word. she arrives at it herself, badly, with false starts, which is what actually happens and is almost never what a novel does with an identity.
Yumi and the Nightmare Painter Brandon Sanderson
a fantasy romance between two people who, for most of the book, cannot be in the same physical space.
sanderson does not write these scenes at all, and his world-building and his characters are what drive it. go in with an open mind and you will be shocked. five stars, and one of my favourite romances.
the lenstwo people who cannot share a room
every character in it has a job so specific that the job is the characterisation, which is the sanderson thing, and here it is doing romance work: two people learn each other entirely through what the other one is for. the physical separation is a rule of the world rather than a delay, so nothing about it reads as withholding.
what they have in common
Every book up there had to prove two people meant something to each other using a thing you can point at. A letter left in a book for a stranger. A reply written on the back of one. Thirty years of building something together. The scene most romances use as the evidence is not available, so they go and find better evidence.
And if you are not asexual and this looks like a list of compromises, it is not. The parts you remember about people you have loved are not the sex. They are a sentence somebody wrote down, a thing they noticed, the way they said your name in front of other people. These books are built out of that on purpose.
The category needs a name that is not an absence. Not "no smut" and not "clean". Something like: the intimacy is somewhere else. That is accurate, it is not an insult to anybody, and it tells you what you are getting rather than what you are missing.
keep going: the same list for films, which is a harder problem because a camera cannot close a door · the seven kinds of attraction, because four of them are what these books run on · every book about asexuality · the whole shelf, sorted by what is wrong
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